The House of Everything

Robert Seatter
Publication Date: 
Monday, July 19, 2021
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’Your museum is permanently magical… some in poems have raised fine architectural edifices, but most rare have been those who… have built a poem.’ – Isaac D’Israeli to Sir John Soane, 1838

Universally captivating, Sir John Soane’s Museum in London is a labyrinth of evocation and imagination. The result of a first ever poetic residency there, The House of Everything takes the reader on a personal and allusive trail through this labyrinth, opening up the museum’s spaces and collections through spellbinding words and images.

Post pandemic, and as the building re-opens its doors, there’s no better time to be reminded of the power of museums and what they mean to us all. This book captures not just the tragic story of the 18th century self-made man who created this ‘house/museum’ and the extraordinary objects he gathered within its walls, but most importantly what it says about our universal desire to leave a mark in space and time.

The House of Everything is conceived as a loose navigation from room to room, taking in the crypt with its glowing alabaster sarcophagus of Seti I (too expensive for the British Museum to buy, but not for Soane!), the picture gallery unfolding its all-too-close-to home story of Hogarth’s Rake’s Progress, the Monk’s parlour (dwelling of a completely fictitious gothic monk), the airy delights of the decorated breakfast room, right up to the Turner-yellow drawing rooms.

No matter if you have never visited the place before – the texts are intercut with a series of striking collages made by the poet himself. They mix archive imagery of the house with contemporary visuals and help locate the reader in his/her passage through the house. And along the way we meet Audrey Hepburn and Gregory Peck, the modern-day creator of the pantone colour chart, a bunch of Cluedo players, some drunken glitterati, and the artist Michael Landy who famously destroyed all his possessions. They all help conjure the unique message of this book: how to make material our elusive dreams and imaginings.

’This book builds itself into a series of collages, images intricately overlaid to illuminate one other. The poems move lightly, not just from room to room, but between the chambers of the heart, through shadowed spaces to jewelled windows to doors that might let in the rivers of the world.

With a kind of austere precision, Robert Seatter suggests the collector’s passion as well as the knowledge that the object of desire will always be just out of reach, lost before it can be grasped. In his house made of poems, we come to ‘know/what we are made of and almost who we are’. – Imtiaz Dharker

’We were delighted to have Robert Seatter as our first poet in residence at Sir John Soane’s Museum. His work brilliantly captures the experience of exploring Soane’s romantic and picturesque home with its complex layers of allusion and illusion, interpreting this famous place and its collections in new, surprising and emotive ways.‘ – Helen Dorey, Deputy Director and Inspectress, Sir John Soane’s Museum


Watch Robert Seatter reading poems from The House of Everything at Sir John Soane’s Museum in London:



Review by Robert Seatter, London Grip

Thursday, February 10, 2022

The House of Everything is a perfect package: beautifully produced, with just under forty poems and fifteen evocative black-and-white collages by the poet; a single-page capsule history of the London museum that inspired the work; and an introduction that, far from being prosaic (as context-settings often are), is itself poetic:

"The story of [Sir John Soane] is interwoven with the stories of some of the extraordinary objects in the house, collected from all around the world, as well as an exploration of the impulse within us all to make material our dreams and imaginings"

For the museum described, explored and reimagined is fundamentally about material reality: the things we make and live with, that shape our lives and are in turn shaped by them, the things we cherish. Soane was apparently an obsessive collector, and Robert Seatter imagines him in dialogue with the artist Michael Landy, famous for shredding and then disposing of every particle of his possessions:

Do you ever dream of what you lost?
asked John Soane,
as he walked the winding staircase
of his crammed house
touching his treasured possessions
one by one.

Do you ever dream of an empty house?
asked the other,
walking out of it,
yourself on an empty road,
carrying nothing but the clothes on your back
listening to the sound of your breathing –
how the horizon lifts
and trembles … ?

                                                   ‘The Man who destroyed everything he had meets Sir John Soane’)

Both halves of this equation are intriguing – the latter particularly relevant in an age of irrationally high rents, as well as the widespread popularity of a book series featuring a modern day hobo who patrols America with nothing but the clothes on his back – and it is to the poet’s credit that while this dialogue occurs late in the book, it is present through almost every preceding line. Questions about the value inherent in objects, their potency and emotional charge, resonate through poem after poem:

here’s a house to banish winter,
two lion dogs at the door

to bare their teeth
and howl away time
                                       (‘Breakfast Parlour’)

Can you hear me rattle
behind this plain wooden door?
In spite of iron rods jointing bone

to bone, tight binding of
wire, and a wedge of cork
between each countable vertebra?
                                       (‘Skeleton in the Closet’)

Or, in an audacious piece of imagination, the poet projects Soane dreaming of the ultimate act of preservation, which oddly results in an ethereal, abstract image of permanence, rather than something concrete:

2. Make a cut to the left side of my body,
and remove all organs,
all the tasting, turning, breathing parts of me.

3. Dry them with thoroughness, till they are just so much
wrinkled bladderwrack left on the shore,
and the sea long gone beyond the horizon.
                                             (‘Sir John Soane dreams of being mummified, in ten slow stages’)

This impulse to unpack and repack reality also runs through the book, particularly in the small boxed descriptions of each stage of the tour that run like a subtle jumbotron along the bottom of the pages, and the many versions of the thick umber light saturating the space.

However, there is a single, telling image which for me captures both Soane’s obsessive impulse to collect and preserve, and the poet’s wish to illuminate his thought, as well as describing its resulting shaping of space: that of reflection. Glasses, mirrors, water and reflective surfaces abound within the collection, as apparently they do throughout the museum. From the gift shop (“purchase a mirror/of a mirror to slip in your bag; you’ll never escape/the way light bends here”) to the famed sarcophagus of Seti I (“a moon in a skylight,/waiting for a face to be dipped in milk,/for a marble and for a mirror”); from visitors (“peering through the smoke-yellow pane”) to Soane himself (“observing his brow, its bright porcelain gleam”) – everywhere things capture light, and the human image, then reflect them back and turn us inwards in the search for meaning.

The transformative power of light reflected in an object, almost mystically spurring the internal process of reflection and consequently greater outward understanding, is captured best in a poem which explicitly addresses this idea, ‘Sir John Soane reflects on his House as a Dream’, in which the poet/collector (so deep is his understanding of Soane’s mind that the two are almost fused, one completely inhabiting the other) focuses on one prominent feature of the house – its spiral staircase, illustrated with the overlapping ridges of an ammonite – and neatly suggests the way immersion in the rising space brings heightened consciousness:

Think of it as night in every room,
then the day will surprise you,
and when you ascend the staircase
imagine floating towards the light
as if you wore a diving suit
and your breath came back to you,
cased in glass, not quite your own.

It is almost a figure of the museum (possibly all museums) itself – the act of preservation and presentation at once fencing off and removing access to the object (so Seatter’s dingy amber basement) and at the same time illuminating it, as the walker up the staircase rises into the light, seeing something for the first time, and in slightly odd circumstances, but powerfully new.

Though the book is more than a single image, one stands out above the others for its mordant wit, and the quickness with which it propels the reader to the heart of the work. Padre Giovanni, a fictional monk Soane imagined occupying a particularly gothic space in the museum, seems in constant silent dialogue with the collector, but

he never leaves
his shuttered room,
the fish on his plate
watches me with its one glassy eye,
parts its dead lips, won’t speak a word.

It hardly needs to – this illuminating collection speaks for all three of them.

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